“Marlene wondered if you’d ever mentioned a
threesome,” said Candy.

“Why would I?” I said.

“I’ll tell you in a second,” Candy said. “I told her
you never did, and she was surprised because she said
all men want a threesome. Is that right?”

“Probably right, most men have imagined it at one time
or other.”

“What about anal?”

“What about it?”

“She was surprised that you never brought that up
either.”

“You forgot that the subject did come up before we
were married, and you said the idea was totally
repugnant to you. Have you changed your mind?”

“No, but Marlene said that even though most women
didn’t like anal, their husbands still try to get them
to do it.”

“How does Marlene know all this? She’s a lesbian.”

“She told me that her biggest turn-on is to make love
to straight women.”

“Like you?” I asked.

“Yes. She said she’s been trying to find a way to get
me into bed since we’ve known each other, but she
always had the feeling that I’d turn her down if she
asked, which I would. She told me that’s when she came
up with the idea of the threesome.”

“And you said?”

“I said I’d tell you.”

“That means you’re interested.”

“No, it doesn’t. Why do you say that?”

“Because you didn’t tell her no.”

“I wanted to see how you’d react.”

“Do I sound eager?”

“No. But Marlene said to tell you that anal would be
part of it.”

“Did you tell her that you’d be willing to do anal?”

“No.”

“So she’s offering her ass to me?”

“I didn’t say that. Maybe she thinks she can talk me
into it. I don’t know.”

“Well, you can tell her I think she’s the hottest
woman in the world except for one, and if I was ever
interested in anal sex with a lesbian, she would be
the one I’d choose.”

“I’ll tell her.”

“You sound disappointed.”

“Well, I’m not, or maybe I am, because right now
there’s only one thing on my mind, and if you don’t
come upstairs immediately and help me get it off my
mind, I’m calling Marlene.”

“At your service, boss,” I said, and I dutifully
followed her amazing ass that was putting on a show
for me all the way up the stairs. She wasn’t kidding
about being aroused. It was the wildest sex we’d had
in months.

Marlene was a tiny ball of dynamite with a breathy
voice in the Marilyn Monroe style. She was slim with a
small, perfectly round ass, but her boobs were way too
big for her body, and that’s where everyone’s eyes
focused. Her sexual preference probably broke the
hearts of thousands of guys since she announced it in
high school.

Candy had been friends with her since childhood, and
they became even closer when Marlene came out, because
Candy was supportive of her when some of her other
friends dropped her. Even so, I couldn’t see that the
two of them had much in common.