As I was lying there with my eyes closed, the world was spinning around and around and even though I could hear voices, they were not familiar and yet I felt I should know them. I tried to open my eyes but the light was there and I really did not like it. That was when I heard a woman’s voice say, “But if we call an ambulance, what do we tell them?!”
“Tell them I just had the best fucking orgasm of my life!” I said and I felt myself smiling.
“What?” It was a male voice.
“Tell them I died and went to heaven without ever leaving this room.” This time I did manage to open my eyes, just enough to see that there was a naked couple peering down at me. She had long blonde hair and really big boobs. He was balding, bearded and they both looked to be in their mid-40’s or so. Ted and Tina. Then it all came back to me! We were, well, at least I was having some of the best sex of my life and then I smacked my head into a wall…. “Ready for another round?”
Tina smacked me in the chest and Ted turned and walked toward the bathroom. “You scared the shit out of us! When you rared back in that chair and the back legs broke, you smacked your head on the wall HARD!” Well that explained a few things to me. I started to try and sit up but she put a hand on my chest. “Stay where you are. Sitting up may not be a great idea for a few minutes.” I raised my hand to check out my head, but as I brought it up, it slapped the side of her dangling breast! I smiled and decided a detour would not be such a bad thing!! So I put my hand on her breast and gave it a nice little squeeze or two.
“Looks like he is feeling better.” Ted said as he walked back into the room with a towel wrapped around his waist.
Tina looked up at him and said, “I was just about to say the same thing!”
“I don’t know if I am feeling better, but this feels damn good to me!” We all laughed and I gave her nipple a nice little twist. We talked for a few minutes and then they retreated to the bathroom and told me to stay still. I waited for them to close the door. I reached back to the back of my head and found a tender swollen lump at the center of the fire on the back of my head. It really was not as bad as I had thought it might be. I could not feel anything wet or anything that made me think I had even broken the skin. I slowly pushed myself up and after sitting up for a moment, swung my legs over the side of the hotel bed.