Introduction:

© 2015 Salacious Scribe and Kit Cartaii. All Rights Reserved. Authors Notes

Neat N’ Naked is a Series of 26 unrelated stories I am working on. They all have the same basic premise, Someone hires a naked maid and orgasms ensue.

This part contains heterosexual intercourse, prostitution, virgin deflowering, fellatio, cunnilingus, and heterosexual sodomy. If you don’t enjoy this kind of smut, please choose another story.

({*}) ({*}) ({*})Kit had been alone all day. His house was a wreck and desperately needed to be cleaned. He also needed some companionship, but he had never found someone who would fill both those needs at the same time. At least he didn’t believe it was possible. Although he heard rumors about this service, that well, he’d believe it when he lived it. He sighed and looked at the number written on his hand before picking up the phone and dialing.

“Neat n Naked… where our girls suck better than hoovers. How can we help you?” Came a deep throaty voice from the earpiece of the phone.

“Can I please hire a maid?” Kit asked softly, his hands sweating a bit.

“Why of course you can darlin’. Just tell me what type of girl you want?”

I have a thing for rather… wild submissive girls. Maybe a catgirl? She doesn’t need the ears or tail, someone around 20, petite with a nice bust, and long blonde hair.”

“Well sir, that sounds like a lot of fun. I do have one girl who admits she is into animal cosplay, but she doesn’t meet some of your other requests. let me send you her profile…,”

Kit looks at the profile and picture. He sees a tiny blonde woman holding a cat wearing cat ears. Her name is Kitty, and she claims to be forty, but she could be in her mid-thirties. She’s 5’1” and weighs 120lbs. Her measurements are 34-25-35, and she works as an accountant at a paper company. She is rated 7/10 stars, and has two comments.

The first comment is a perfect 10 from D. S. Tthe comment reads: She’s a strong female, who knows the man is king. She gets emotional at times. The other review is only 4/10 and A. B. Wrote: She is a cold fish in bed who often calls out other men’s names. She has a strange beet fetish.

After looking at the profile, Kit asks “Do you have anyone else?”

“I also have Dakota, here’s her profile.

Dakota was a petite blonde, with short hair, and a square pretty face with sparkling green eyes. She’s 21, 5′ 108 lbs, 32-24-33 and is a full-time college student. She is rated 9/10 stars and instead of comments she has some personal info in her profile.

Dakota prefers giving BJs over any other type of sexual activity. She once sucked a golf ball through 5′ of garden hose. While not strictly a sub, she is willing to be dominated and humiliated. No Discipline and bondage with regular clients only.