We’re in the living room of a well appointed and quite attractive home.

The woman sitting in front of us is middle aged, slim and tanned – a little too tanned to be honest, with her skin just beginning to leather up. Blonde hair from a bottle, a twinkle in her eyes. She’s not a bad looking woman, in her prime she was most likely hot stuff. She speaks with a midland’s accent that hints at a life-time of cigarettes and alcohol.

“My name is Karen Sellars, I’m a 49 year old, and I’m from Coventry.”

We see her at home, interacting with her teenage c***dren – Kyle (a gay 18 year old boy) and Leah (a 14 year old version of her mother), preparing a dinner, and interspliced with footage of her working on the reception desk at a local building firm.

“I was quite the wild young thing when I left school. I used to travel with rock bands – the whole ‘Almost Famous’ thing. I was totally a groupie in the big hair rock days. Poison, Bon Jovi, Def Leppard, Quiet Riot, Kiss… All of them really. Then when I hit 30 I thought, ‘time to grow up’ and I met a nice man, and married him, had these two, and then found out he wasn’t a nice man, so I divorced him and got the house.“

“Then I met another nice man… Married him. Thought he was really special – until he started suggesting that Leah (she indicates her daughter) should join us in bed… Don’t get me wrong, I had a crazy life, I wouldn’t say no to anything – which is why you’re here… But she was only 12 at the time. Not old enough to make up her own mind. So again… I divorced him and got the house. Then I sold both houses and bought this one.”

“I work as a receptionist for a local building firm – simple stuff to help make ends meet. When the k**s have moved out I’ll sell the house and buy a flat and live off the money left-over. I never planned on working until retirement age.”

Kyle and Leah have been told that Karen is appearing on a show about fulfilling your naughty fantasies.

Leah, a pretty 14 year old girl who’s boobs already fill out her t-shirt, “Mum’s always been a bit wild. She’s told us ‘some’ of her stories about touring with bands in the 80s and we know she knew how to party when she was young. I’m not surprised she wants to go on a show like this.”

Kyle, a slim looking 18 year old with a great body, acne covered face, and over-styled hair, is interviewed. He has an almost comically effeminate voice. “Mum is incredible. She’s so crazy. So much fun. When I came out she was so supportive of me – I never doubted her love for, like, a nano-second. I want her to do whatever makes her happy. I don’t care what it is.”