The Office: The Orgy
It was another quiet Monday morning at a certain paper company in Scranton, Pennsylvania when regional manager Michael Scott was about to share another one of his team building ideas.

Michael: p“Gather around, everyone! I have an announcement! I have decided that this year for Valentines Day, we here at Dunder-Mifflin will be having our first ever, drum roll please, bbbbbdddddaaaaadddddduuuuummmmmdddddmm, OUR VERY OWN ORGY!”

”I have come to the conclusion that there is too much hidden sexual chemistry going on around here, and our production would be better served if we got everything out in the open and let our sexual inhibitions free.”

”We will take a page from the Greek God Orgasmos, and have a nude frolic right here in the office. For example, I as the office leader, or king, would be fed g****s, and subject to sexual favors from the hot women, like Pam…”

Pam: “Ewwww”

Michael: “…or Karen, or Holly…”

Kevin: “Or Oscar?”

Michael: “Well no, not gays, I mean guys, well you know what I mean. Everyone will leave their sexual desires out in the open as we do it with each other.”

Toby: “Michael, I don’t think it’s a good idea to have this kind of party.”

Michael: “Well you’re not invited Toby, cuz nobody wants to have sex with you anyway.”

Dwight: “Question! Will there be human sacrifice? I nominate Andy!”

Michael: “No there won’t be any human sacrifice people. Just a good old-fashion orgy. C’mon, you all went to college. It’ll be fun.”

Meredith: “Will there be alcohol?”

Angela: “The Party Planning Committee doesn’t approve.”

Michael: “Well, get ready to get your funk on, because we’re having an orgy.”

The Office: The Orgy 2 Jim and I like the idea. We think it will
be a good way to show everyone our
feelings for each other. It could be fun.

The Office: The Orgy 3 There is no way I’m taking part in this.
It’s sexist, and frankly, it’s disgusting.

The Office: The Orgy 4 This is gonna be AWESOME! I’m gonna
get to see some boobs. I think I’ll do Pam
first.

The Office: The Orgy 5 I think this is a terrible idea.

No one is touching my vagina.

Except me, of course.

The Office: The Orgy 6 I’m so excited! This will be the
perfect place for me and Ryan to
prove our love for each other.

Yeah, I don’t think I’ll be there.

The Office: The Orgy 7 I think that this will be a great
way for the women to show love
for their boss.
I’ll do Pam, then Karen, thenHolly
of course. I may even suck on
Meredith’s titties.

The Office: The Orgy 8 At Cornell we had them all the time.
They called me Little Dick.
Maybe because I resembled Dick Tracy.

Plus I finally get to see Angela naked.

The Office: The Orgy 9 I’m looking forward to showing
off my huge penis and amazing
sexual prowess.

We Schrutes are incredible lovers.

The Office: The Orgy 10 Yup. We’re having an orgy.